Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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