sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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