that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
third nipple confirmed
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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