Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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