The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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