Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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