Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
The beer is more important than you right now.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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