You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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