i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Barsexuality is the new black.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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