the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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