Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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