Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I hate all girls vehemently.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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