My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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