i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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