Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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