there's paper in my vomit.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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