Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
