Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im holly from the hills drunk
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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