It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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