I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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