so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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