wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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