JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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