Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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