Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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