the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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