Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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