We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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