I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My breasts were aching with rage.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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