when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
