Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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