They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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