Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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