the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
where does the pee come out of this thing
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
its liver damage thursday
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