ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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