Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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