if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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