Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
