Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
