how can u be prego again
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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