Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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