so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
soo... how was my night?
Randomize
