somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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