Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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