whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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