Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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