I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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