i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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