why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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