So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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