This is not my ceiling
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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