i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
last night I used snow as a chaser
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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