sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Randomize
