I puked a lego.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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